地狱厨房(美版) 第十一季

　　This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism.
　　The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious & shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)
　　Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.
　　If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.
　　And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...
　　This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool...

这系列独特的旅游节目有一位独特的主持人：国际影星章子怡。在当地向导的协助下，我们和章子怡一同探索世界各角落。不管是在黎明时分追赶一群野马，或和一群战士乐手共舞，章子怡拥抱旅途中遇上的文化，并发掘人们如何培育自身的传统、文化、历史、音乐艺术，同时保存大自然。本系列节目以高画质影片拍摄，透过章子怡独特的观点呈现各种艺术影像，以及引人入胜的历史和自然风光。跟着章子怡去旅游:阿曼在本集节目中，章子怡探访阿曼的传统和文化保存工作。章子怡到这个阿拉伯国家的首都马斯喀特和当地向导哈菲会合

从来没有人拍到比它更猛烈的火山喷发，这次喷发的威力比圣海伦火山强大十倍，而且造成的损害比掩埋庞贝古城的喷发多两倍，皮纳吐坡火山是等了6百年才爆炸的巨大定时炸弹，1991年6月15日，这座火山炸得四分五裂，本节目将为各位观众介绍这个史上最惨烈的天灾。

　　《哈桑·明哈杰：爱国者有话说》将真诚而深入地讨论当今文化和政治局势。每周，明哈杰将运用其独特的喜剧腔调和叙事技巧，探讨那些塑造我们这个支离破碎世界的重大趋势。

每年有25,000至30,000头非洲像被杀害，几十年内，这种物种可能就会灭绝。目前非洲、中国、美国以及全球的相关非政府组织现在都加大了人力和资金的投入，共同打击非法的象牙交易和偷猎行为，非洲象保卫战有望扭转被动局面。

军事物品寻宝家鲍伯查特和伙伴欧文索顿投注热情、赌上金钱和名声，展开永无止尽的搜集之旅，找寻令人向往的罕见军事物品。在Discovery频道的《古 董军武》节目中每集单元里，观众可以见识到各式的军事收藏品，包括战车、珍贵的美国大兵人偶、二次大战的火焰喷射器、海珊的宣传横幅和越战时期的直升机， 鲍伯和欧文将为客户找到理想的收藏品。这两位军事收藏品达人绝不轻言放弃，即使面对重重困难，他们仍竭尽所能地寻找！

　　继续着眼于杰瑞米·克拉克森在经营农场时的糟糕尝试。

　　BBC记录片，一连六集的Wild Africa探索非洲大陆的自然史，以及形成六大环境的物理力量。拍摄超过两年，足迹遍布二十多个国家。非洲形形式的野生生态尽在这系列之中，以新颖手法尽显非洲新姿。这六集节目将带我们游遍非洲，发掘未为人知的沧海遗珠：
　　
　　第一集:崇山峻岭
　　
　　走遍伊索比亚高地,吉力马札罗山,接触这云端世界里许多不凡的山区动物!
　　
　　第二集:无际草原
　　
　　这里是个精力充沛,花草树木富饶的世界,供养着大量的草食动物与掠食者!
　　
　　第三集:浩瀚沙漠
　　
　　炙热高温阳光强烈,食物与水稀少加上缺乏遮蔽,让沙漠成为最艰困的地方!
　　
　　第四集:蜿蜒海岸
　　
　　非洲海岸线多采多姿,拥有热带珊瑚礁与红树林沼泽,沙漠海岸与岩石峭壁!
　　
　　第五集:茂密丛林
　　
　　热带雨林是非洲最充满生机的地方!阳光与雨水充足,而植物在这里称霸...
　　
　　第六集:湖泊河流
　　
　　从平静的马拉威湖到倾泄的维多利亚瀑布,淡水是非洲命脉,它孕育着野生动物!

　　In celebration of her upcoming new album Hymn, best-selling soprano Sarah Brightman is in cinemas with an incredible performance. HYMN: Sarah Brightman In Concert was captured live for the big screen from the Festspielhaus in the enchanted Bavarian Alps, known for the historic and captivating Neuschwanstein Castle.
　　Staged in two acts, the 90-minute performance is a hybrid of a musical film, a classical-crossover program and a large-scale concert production. Brightman is accompanied by her band, the Bavarian Philharmonic orchestra, a 50-voice choir and the Ludwig Ensemble of dancers. The concert was conceived and created by Sarah Brightman, Anthony Von Laast, and Frank Peterson.

　　Series Eighteen starts airing on 29 January 2012 with seven episodes (not including the India Special),[1] following on from the 2011 Christmas special which aired on 28 December 2011.[2] In the special they take a route across India, the first of the many countries Top Gear plans to visit over the course of the new series, according to Jeremy Clarkson. Shooting in India began on 2 October, with the first leg of the shooting beginning in suburbs of Mumbai.[3][4] The show was also seen in Lecce, Italy with a Noble M600, McLaren MP4-12C and a Lamborghini Aventador.[5] Hammond announced during the Top Gear Live shows in Birmingham, that additional recordings for the new series had been done in the USA.
　　The January 2012 edition of Top Gear Magazine featured a preview of what to expect in series 18.[6] It included a piece where Richard Hammond drives a NASCAR safety car for a real race, later going on to drive an actual NASCAR race car. The magazine also featured a part of some of the power tests to expect, including Jeremy Clarkson driving a Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG Black Edition, a Mercedes SLS AMG Roadster and a Maserati GranTurismo MC Stradale. Hammond meanwhile will drive a 2012 BMW M5 F10, and May will have a Vauxhall Corsa Nürburgring Edition. Another feature is going to China to test drive Chinese cars, Italy in 3 super-cars, Lamborghini Aventador, Noble M600 and a McLaren MP4-12C. Also James May is taking a trip to USA to test sports hybrid supercar Fisker Karma, meet AC/DC frontman Brian Johnson and drive his 1928 Bentley Vanden Plas LeMans Tourer. According to Top Gear Executive Producer Andy Wilman, Clarkson, Hammond and May are going to northern Sweden as well, where they will race the new Ferrari FF across a Silverstone Circuit-shaped ice track. Also Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond will attempt to film a car chase sequence for The Sweeney.